How to Find a Clean Hotel Room

When you are on the road in Mexico, there are some great bargains to be found. Quite often, the less expensive hotel/motels are just the ones we want to be nearer gay venues, so it behooves us to learn how to take advantage of these locations and bargains without sleeping with some unpleasant and uninvited guests.

Your hotel room is your home away from home, with a few exceptions -- hundreds of strangers from every corner of the world have slept there, and the hotel staff may not have the same standards of cleanliness that you do at home. It's nice to have someone fold up your towels and make your bed while you're out exploring the world, but in terms of sanitization, a neatly made bed does not equal a germ-free room. Mexico is no different, and in some cases less so.

A study conducted by the University of Virginia found that people infected with a cold who spent a night in a hotel room left contagious germs on nearly 35 percent of objects they touched. The study showed that a virus can live on objects like faucet handles and ice buckets for at least a day -- disturbing evidence of what might be waiting when you wheel your suitcase into a suite. And speaking of wheeled suitcases... just where were your wheels before you brought into the room?

Are you prepared for a dirty bedspread, a scummy toilet or even a bed bug infestation? It's highly unlikely that a slightly soiled bathroom floor will put your life in danger, yet an unclean hotel room could affect your health; the most common afflictions are colds or stomach viruses. Just the kinds of things we don't want on our vacation, and what usually gets blamed on the last restaurant we visited.

Try the following tips and sleep more soundly on your next adventure.

How Do I Make Sure My Hotel Room Is Clean?
Put your black light away. We've all seen footage of people scanning dark rooms with the revealing black light; stains and smears, invisible in the daylight, pop up in the most unexpected and shocking places (not the pillowcase -- anything but the pillowcase!). But traveling with this device, which is a great for dramatic effect on television, is far from necessary. You may not have noticed, but smaller motels often buy their bedding from larger, newer hotels after they redecorate. So they have been around a while.... However, put things in perspective; when on a gay holiday, we often put things in our mouth that we have even less knowledge of previous whereabouts than the sheets!

Here are a few other, less obsessive things you can do to rest assured you have a clean hotel room:

Read the Reviews
There are no international standards for hotel cleanliness. Price, location or a brand name will not guarantee completely sanitary digs. So until some international "clean commission" starts sending out fastidious officials to size up squalid toilets in hotels around the world, your best bet is to find out what your fellow travelers are saying. Most travel and hotel review sites have cleanliness as a category for evaluation. Our favorite is TripAdvisor, which offers user ratings of thousands hotels, restaurants and businesses around the world; you can also find hotel reviews on major booking engines such as Travelocity, Hotels.com and Orbitz. In the future, we hope to have more individual reviews of hotels gay travelers have used in Mexico.

Fling Off the Bedspread
You've probably heard this one before: Most hotels do not wash bedspreads after each unique guest. The frequency of laundering varies from hotel to hotel, so if the idea of an anonymous stranger cuddling up with the blanket that now lies across your queen bed creeps you out, call your hotel and ask how often they wash their bedspreads. Bringing your own blanket to remove the hotel's altogether seems a bit excessive, but there may be occasions where you may consider carrying an extra flat sheet to cover the top of your bed/bedspread.

Disinfect
Yes, you're paying (and tipping, hopefully) so that housekeeping will keep your room in order. And I must admit, I've never once sprayed, dusted or polished anything in a hotel room, so I can't blame you if you choose to leave your toilet brush at home. But if you're feeling a little icky in your dumpy budget hotel room or you just want to be extra cautious, simply spraying a few frequently touched surfaces with some antibacterial sanitizer could make your life a whole lot cleaner. Key places to spray for germs include the phone, door knobs, the toilet handle, the ice bucket, the remote control and bathroom faucet handles.

Wash Your Hands
In the interest of not sounding like your mother, I would like to preface this by saying that it doesn't bother me if you chew with your mouth open or your shirt's not tucked in. Hand washing, on the other hand, is near and dear to my heart. Frequent hand washing has been proven to reduce the transfer of colds and viruses, and will prevent bacteria getting from whatever it is you're touching (why is this remote control sticky?) to your mouth, eyes or nose. So even if your hotel room is poorly sanitized, some good ol' hand washing will keep the icky germs at bay. Carrying a travel bottle of hand sanitizer is always a good idea.

Avoid the Glassware
It's the law in both Missouri and Kansas that hotel room glasses and cups must be sanitized. Kansas' law goes even further to state that washing of glassware must take place outside of the room. This means that if you're hanging your hat at a Holiday Inn in Wichita, you can pour yourself a cold glass of water and relax -- your cup is clean. In most hotels, however, there's no guarantee that your room glasses and mugs aren't simply rinsed off under the tap by the cleaning staff. The quick way to deal with this is to run your cup under hot water for a minute or two before using it; this will kill most bacteria. Many low cost hostelries provide plastic-wrapped plastic cups these days, and more often than not, bottles of water.

As a general rule, I always pick up bottles of water while traveling and drink from those because the more water you drink on a trip the better. Besides, it prompts visits to the men's room where the action is anyway!


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